One Liners… and so true!

14 Jun 2007

Our real world dictionary defines a pessimist as an optimist with experience.
Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
Some people are so determined to find blissful happiness that they overlook a lifetime of contentment.
The only good thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
All perfect marriages are made up of couples who accept the fact that they have an imperfect marriage.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, remember, so are thunder and lightning.
Courtship: Is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalog.
Marriage: Is what actually comes up in your garden.
Money resembles fat… there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material?
Mobile phones are the only things in life of which men talk about having the smallest.
Some people live because it’s illegal to kill them!
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