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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends… Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on [...]
Something About Wives” My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. -Henny Youngman ————————————————- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield ————————————————- A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. -Milton Berle ————————————————- I bought my wife a new car. She called and [...]
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