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“I’m hungry.” = I’m hungry“I’m sleepy.” = I’m sleepy. “I’m tired.” = I’m tired. “Do you want to go to a movie?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you. “Can I take you out to dinner?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you. “Can I call you sometime?” = I’d eventually [...]

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. ******************************************************* NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. ******************************************************* [...]

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